Ziggy & Zeus
A single continuous ink line drawing of Zeus and Ziggy sitting side by side. Zeus is the larger dog on the left with a pale blue-grey wash and a white blaze; Ziggy is the smaller dog on the right in near-black seal.

Ziggy & Zeus

Ziggy is the (perfect) black one. Zeus is the (goofball) blue and white one. This is everything we'd tell you at the door.

01

Who's who

Two Italian Greyhounds, on the big side for the breed. Zeus is 28 pounds, Ziggy is closer to 20. They like a good walk, a long snuggle, and then another walk. They overheat easily and can be finicky about drinking, so keep an eye on the water.

Continuous line drawing of Ziggy curled up asleep, a seal-black wash under the line
Ziggy the perfect black one

Seal, which reads as black, with a tiny white patch on his chest. About 20 pounds. Almost perfect. A total diva who does inexplicable stuff.

Continuous line drawing of Zeus standing in profile, a pale blue-grey wash under the line with the white blaze left as paper
Zeus the goofball blue and white one

Blue-grey with a white blaze down his face and a white chest. 28 pounds, a big Italian Greyhound. More of a jock. Brings you balls, wants to run, barks at dogs that get too close and sometimes at joggers (see other dogs).

02

Human parents

Call or text either of us, for anything. A photo is usually the fastest way to tell us what's going on.

Joshua Hill360-770-0902text
ASPCA Poison Control24 hours, if they eat something they shouldn't888-426-4435
DocuPet HomeSafe24 hours. The lost-pet line printed on their tags. If one of them gets out, call it, and whoever finds him will be calling it too.877-239-6072
LA Animal Servicesthe city shelters, in case someone has already turned one of them in888-452-7381
03

The iPhone ding

This one sounds crazy and we have no idea why, but Ziggy hates the ding of an iPhone text notification. For real.

If you have an iPhone, put it on vibrate. The sound, in real life or on a TV show, sends him into a total nervous breakdown. Sometimes it's the sound of a text sending.

If you're watching TV and the ding goes off, he will lose it, and you might be thinking, oh my god, what happened to this poor dog. The answer is: we don't know, he's just that way.

Pick him up, love him, and pray that the protagonist of whatever you're watching on Netflix doesn't get another text.

04

Weather in Los Angeles, October

  • Mornings and evenings. Usually 55 to 65°F. Take the real walks then.
  • Afternoons. Usually 75 to 85°F. Keep walks short and in the shade. Check the sidewalk with your hand; if it's hot to you, it's too hot for their feet.
  • Santa Ana days. October is when the hot, dry wind comes through and pushes it into the 90s. On those days they stay in with the blinds down and go out only to pee, with water right after.
  • Smoke. If there's a fire anywhere near, check AirNow for Los Angeles. Orange or worse means the quickest possible pee trip and back inside.
  • Cold. Not really a factor in LA in October. If a night dips into the 50s and they're shivering, give them a blanket.

Signs of overheating: heavy panting indoors, glassy eyes, wobbly. Cool towel, fan, water, and text us.

05

Zeus and other dogs

It's about distance. He mostly wants to play, but he has uncivilized tendencies, and this is the weak point in his behavior. He's improving.

20ft

He doesn't bark.

10ft

He wants to bark.

What we do

When we see a dog coming, we take a few steps to the side and distract him with a couple of dropped treats: Find it, or One, two, THREE. Moving away or stepping off the trail is usually enough.

Worst case, just scoop him up and hold him until the other dog is gone.

Joggers

Zeus is sometimes reactive to joggers too. It's pretty random, so watch for them even when he seems calm. Keep him close, make room, and use Nice with a treat when he looks at you.

06

Food, treats, water

Freeze-dried kibble, free fed while we're away. Usually they won't eat much of it.

  • Kibble. Leave the bowl down and keep it topped up.
  • Treats. As many as they want. Right now that's Polkadot duck treats for quick bites and turkey tendons for a few minutes of studious chewing. We like to ask them to do something for a treat, but their mere existence on earth is also sufficient.
  • Water. They can be finicky about drinking and they overheat easily. Keep the bowl fresh, notice whether it's going down, and on a warm day offer water after a walk instead of waiting for them to find it.
07

Pee protocols

When we travel, we leave a towel or a pee pad in the bathroom. It's completely normal for them to use it, so please keep one there.

Zeus will pee and poop outside; he just needs a longer walk before he gets around to it. Ziggy pees on walks, but he poops in the bathroom more often than not.

08

If they're worried or upset

  • Find it with treats.
  • Let them sit in their trailer (their den) with a turkey tendon.
  • A blanket on the couch or on your lap, and let them snuggle in.
  • A short training session. They both love games and doing stuff, and they'll work with you for a long time if you don't mind explaining things to Zeus a few times.
  • A walk, then a long snuggle under a blanket.

Homeward Bound

Sometimes Ziggy decides we've been kidnapped and runs to the door like Homeward Bound. Scoop him up and distract him with a blanket or a game.

09

A few things to know

  • If Zeus brings you a ball, he wants you to throw it. Over and over, forever, until the end of time.
  • If Zeus brings you anything that isn't a ball, he's just showing it to you and wants attention.
  • They drink out of cups. They think any cup a human is drinking from was set up for them.
  • Ziggy will terrorize you for a treat by insisting, at volume, that he is being a good boy. He also just acts weird sometimes.
10

Commands

Come
Just the word usually works.
Hand palm up, pointer finger and thumb touching
Sit
Hand facing up, pointer finger and thumb together.
Hand palm down
Down
Hand facing down.
Hand held up, palm facing the dog
Stay
Hand facing them.
Hand sweeping in a smile-shaped half circle
Break
Releases them from Stay. A bottom half-circle, a smile shape, like breaking a stick. Then hand them a treat.
Hand pointing
On
Point where they should go.
Hand sweeping in a top half circle
Off
A top half-circle motion, like directing them off the couch and onto the floor.
Open hand palm up
Drop it
Hand facing up. When they drop it, give a treat.
Find it
Toss a few treats on the floor and say Find it. They sniff around and eat them. Good for distraction or for ending a training session.
This way
On leash, when you want them to follow you around an object or change direction.
Let's go
Still working on this one. Stop what you're doing and follow me.
Nice
For use around a trigger. When Zeus looks at you instead of the thing, give him a treat and say Good boy.
One, two, THREE
Count out loud and hand over the treat on THREE. They start watching for it as soon as you start counting. Works especially well on Zeus.